Happy Two Thousand and Nine!!!!

To my many thousands of readers I would like to extend the warmest ever New Years wishes. They smell like cut grass, and thunderstorms, and good grades, and new toys. Enjoy them.

My resolutions, you ask?
Gladly.

#1. Finally get that flying car:


#2. Finally get that robot boyfriend:


#3. Finally make Audio Books of your favorite (short) book:


As anyone who knows anything already knows, only one of these resolutions stands much of a chance of happening. So try not to be all weird to my robot boyfriend when you meet him.

Seriously, this will be the year of the audio book by me. Now taking requests. No Tolstoy, no foreign language, and nothing where I have to use too many sexual euphemisms or you'll just have a tape of me giggling. Because I'm twelve.